Car Talk
Just a bit of silliness that popped into my head.
No warnings. Feedback is appreciated.
Enjoy.
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“Hey,
Chief. What’s on the schedule for today?”
“I’m
heading to
“Oh,
just the same old stuff. I do have to follow up on a lead in the Robertson
case. I should be back in time to see you at lunch.”
“Well,
you be careful. I don’t want to have to take you in to fix up any bullet
holes.”
“Me?
That’s the pot calling the kettle black. Besides, Chief, you spend more time in
the shop than I do.”
“Well,
I am older than you.”
“Only
by a year, Chief. That’s hardly an excuse.”
“Can
I help it if I have a sensitive system?”
“If I
had eyes, I’d be rolling them.”
“Oh
yeah? Well imagine me sticking my tongue out at you.”
<snort>
“You sure don’t act your age, Chief.”
“Now
who’s the pot?”
“Shhhh.
Here they come. I’ll see you around
“’kay.
You be careful. I meant what I said about bullet holes. Any more patches and
there won’t be any original metal left on you.”
“I’m
touched by your concern. But at least I still have all my original innards.”
“Oh,
that hurt… Gotta go… Sweetheart!”
“I
told you not to call me that!”
End.
Now I
seem to be channeling their vehicles too. sigh <G>
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